Paleozoic Metal!!

What is more METAL than Dinosaurs enslaving Mankind??

Nothing!  That's what!  People as DIno-Pets Costumes are F**Kin METAL!!!

Metal Kid!!

Ahh... the Youth Gone WILD!  This kid is f**kin METAL!

Almost METAL!

If you truly think this is METAL, then you are NOT f**kin' METAL.



But you have admire this just for the cringe factor...  This one is for Dawn.

Metal Math!!!

When homework goes metal!!!

This is is not a pop quiz.. this  is SPARTA  METAL!

METAL Warning!!!

Even pigeons can be METAL... apparently!

Metal Dumbass!

Pretty much self explanatory!

It's a nice day for a... METAL Wedding!!

Even Cake Toppers can be METAL!

More METAL Art!

SKULLS make everything METAL...

Even Pots and pans!!!

METAL Advertising!

Sure, this is only METAL if you have seen District 9.  However, if you have not seen this film then...

.. you are NOT METAL!!!

More Paper METAL!!!

Once again proving that pulp can be METAL!!!

Want to impress your friends with you METALNESS and make your own?

Check out the directions HERE!

Gardening METAL!!!

Who needs ladder when you are F**kin' METAL!!!

... and Yes this is real!

Cardboard METAL!

A motorcycle makes almost anything METAL, even a pizza box!

 

METAL.... bread?

Hell yes!  Even a nice, delicious loaf can be METAL if baked right!

Metal Snow!!!

Yes, even natures dandruff can be METAL!!!

METAL Coaster!!

Think you have been on a truly METAL Roller Coaster?  Check out this out...

Even water can be METAL!!!

Miniature METAL!!!

So you think there is nothing METAL about miniature golf?

Think again.  Even the pink ball is METAL here!

Metal Scarecrow!!

Crows nothing... these things would scare me away.

Anything that creepy is METAL!

Metal Rain!!!

Need to fight ninjas in the rain?  What could be more METAL than that???

Sure it's not a real sword but would you F**K with an Englishman if his umbrella looked like that?  

No you wouldn't and that makes it METAL!

Snoreasaurus Rex is METAL!

!!!METAL HEAD BED!!!

Groan all you want that JOKE was METAL!